Comedic Spirit Chaser Pillows

"Okay, who was texting!"

Get crazy once in a while

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Rugby golden oldies.

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

He's working his way up to lions!

Elf

"It's the one night of the year he can go out without his mask and costume!"

"C'mon, get up. . . It's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

santa snooze.