Comedic Spirit Chaser Pillows

"Okay, who was texting!"

Get crazy once in a while

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

Rugby golden oldies.

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part One

'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

Elf

santa snooze.

"It's the one night of the year he can go out without his mask and costume!"

He's working his way up to lions!