Old-world Charm Seeker Pillows

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

Old-fashioned computer

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Antiques: Please do not use door knocker.

Country Bumpkin.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Olive Tree

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Person Reading For Pleasure

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Turkey wary of Christmas

A shepherd with crook.

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

Spring Cleaning

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

Rustic Gardens.

Horse riders

Old Mr. Boston Sloe Gin