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Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Country Bumpkin.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Silver Fox

"No guarantees, right?"

Old-fashioned computer

Real Estate Personals

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Cherub on a cloud

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Olive Tree

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.