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"Bad luck definitely comes in threes...first my ex gets hit by a bus...then I lose my job as a bus driver...and now this!"

Country Bumpkin.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Your future looks charming.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Olive Tree

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Casino

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

A philosophical hunting trip

Clancy: Replay

Down On My Luck

Happy Easter

Lucky Cat

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'