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"Bad luck definitely comes in threes...first my ex gets hit by a bus...then I lose my job as a bus driver...and now this!"

Country Bumpkin.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Olive Tree

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

Casino

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Happy Easter

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

A philosophical hunting trip

Lucky Cat

Down On My Luck

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

Clancy: Replay

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."