Unlucky Charm Collector T-Shirts

'Don't worry, I'm not superstitious.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Good Luck in your Exams.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Let's call him lucky!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

Good Luck

'How much did you say your name was?'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

The Ascent of Man

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'