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"Frankly, I don't understand why you've spent all these years accumulating knowledge, when what you really need is dumb luck."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Let's call him lucky!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

"Mr. Pringee wears it during bull markets."

The Ascent of Man

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Good Luck

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'