Europe Exploration T-Shirts

An Appreciation

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

Boat wedding.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Guide fish.

Eurobonds Explained.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Welcome."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'