London Exploration T-Shirts

"...specialist subject: London transport"

"Welcome to the future"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Captain in a storm

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Marshmallows

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

A boy acting suspiciously