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"I just won the Euromillions."

What else is there to wish for?

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Man with a Plan

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

"Hoping to find a Picasso at a garage sale isn't a solid retirement plan."

"Where'd you get that?"

Low-Rent Stockholders

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

'I could have become a pro golfer, but I didn't want to work weekends.'