Euro Tripper Gifts

'Bloody Brits.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Mario Draghi

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Romantic Violinist.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Now here's a place I like!'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Route 666

Exit Next Left

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Inflating Boobs.

Monday: Next 7 exits.