His Master's Noise.
Etiquette Evader Gifts
Are you searching for a humorous present for someone who marches to the beat of their own drum and shirks traditional manners? Our collection of playful and sassy items captures the spirited attitude of the etiquette evader. Perfect for friends or family members who love to break the rules with a grin and a wink, these gifts make a bold statement about defying convention and embracing personal freedom. From quirky apparel to humorous home decor, find the ideal gift that truly says 'I get you' and celebrates your loved one’s rebellious side.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
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'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"
"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
'No, but thanks for asking,'
How The Sausage Is Eaten
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
Only One Item or Fewer.
'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
"Just what is a runcible spoon?"
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".
"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."
'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."
'Don't get up!'
'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'
'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'
'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'
"I taught him to eat with a fork."
Etiquette Evader Gifts Collection
Etiquette Evader Mugs
Looking for more mischievous mugs? Explore our collection of etiquette evader mugs to find the perfect cheeky gift that speaks volumes.
Etiquette Evader Pillows
Brighten up their space with quirky pillows designed for etiquette evaders who appreciate humor and want their décor to be as rebellious as they are.
Etiquette Evader Prints
Find eye-catching prints that celebrate the cheeky spirit of etiquette evaders, perfect for decorating a space that’s full of personality.
Etiquette Evader T-Shirts
Discover our range of witty t-shirts for etiquette evaders—ideal for those who love making bold, humorous statements everywhere they go.