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"What's good here?"

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An amplified harp

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Census Infinity.

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Listen, I know you're omniscient - You don't need to say "spoiler alert" every time you tell me something.

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

"It's time to pull the plug."

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

Heaven II

'Heulluva Mark.'

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"Not funny."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!