Ethereal Dining Mugs

"What's good here?"

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An amplified harp

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Census Infinity.

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

Heaven II

"It's time to pull the plug."

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

"Shadow figures on laundry day"

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

'Heulluva Mark.'

"Not funny."

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

"Texting and driving?"