Ethanol Expert T-Shirts

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"My great uncle produced a lot of ethanol but he couldn't sell it legally."

In the Guru District

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

Natural gas

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

The Heating Oil Problem.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Home Heating Oil

A Good Year.

"What would you serve with toast?"

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

Gas prices up.

Alcohol Ingredients

'Do you have poop points?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Recycling chip fat.

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.