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"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.