Eternal Meeting Survivor Gifts

Looking for a gift for your eternal meeting survivor? Explore our collection of witty and creative products that capture the resilience and humor of those who brave endless meetings. Perfect for professionals who keep going despite the fatigue, these items bring a smile and a touch of personality to every workday. Whether it's for a coworker, a boss, or yourself, our quirky designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints are sure to resonate with anyone who's mastered the art of surviving marathon meetings.

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"Looks like we found the issue."

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"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?" mockup

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

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Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math. mockup

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

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'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.' mockup

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

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"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here." mockup

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

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The vice-president in charge of sincerity

The vice-president in charge of sincerity mockup

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

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'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.' mockup

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

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'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.' mockup

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

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'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.' mockup

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

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"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!" mockup

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

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'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!' mockup

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

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'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.' mockup

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

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'Brains...brains...brains...'

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"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage." mockup

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

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"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you." mockup

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

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'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

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"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!" mockup

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

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Unsuccessful board meeting.

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"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!" mockup

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

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Meeting not going well?"

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'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

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'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.' mockup

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

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"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions." mockup

"Maybe you do have all the answers but they didn't match any of our questions."

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'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.' mockup

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..." mockup

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

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violence in workplace

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"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

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