Estranged Family Member Gifts

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

"We'd been estranged for years."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Licensed Therapist

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I didn't spark joy."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Little help?"

Very Difficult Conversations

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Cardiac Recovery.

Dancing Doctor

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"You left your demons here last week."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Swinging

Babies vs. Dogs

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Super hero dog.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Captain steering house through flood.

celebrating a birth.

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"