Essential Services Enthusiast Pillows

Thank You, Truckers For Supplying Us With Everything!!

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'The customer is always right...'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Growing a business....

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

DIY Butchers

"My God, now what?"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Fire Backwards.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"We ran into a marathon."

"Have a nice day"

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"Thanks for waiting."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'