Essential Services Enthusiast Mugs

Thank You, Truckers For Supplying Us With Everything!!

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'The customer is always right...'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Growing a business....

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"My God, now what?"

DIY Butchers

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

"Have a nice day"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"We ran into a marathon."

"Thanks for waiting."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'