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The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

The Final Selfie

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

'Don't leave me hanging!'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

Animal Hats

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Stick Your Head Out The Window

"Goddam Dogs."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Morning!"

The Scream take its temperature

"You ever pick up a rock and then forget why?"

"Here's Pollen!"

"See anything you fancy?"

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

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