Equity Gifts

"You're being violent and disruptive! Try being peaceful!"

"You went to college? That's Amazing! You must be the first in your family."

Not a Work Place, A Woke Place.

Businesswoman Empowerment

Lesbian civil partnership.

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Woman carries the world.

The Three Wise Queens

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Government a la Carte

Wal-Mart Ruling

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Black and White: Segregation,

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

New York approves gay marriage.

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

More Unequal Than Others

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Boys Cooking