Economic Equity Enthusiast Gifts

"Here. We've decided $15 is enough to keep you from overthrowing us."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Annual profits,

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Watering Money

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

G7 Summit Concern

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

European currency on the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"