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Equity Enthusiasts Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your dedication to equity and social justice? Our curated selection of products for equity enthusiasts combines wit, warmth, and a touch of humor. These thoughtfully designed items are perfect for sparking conversations and spreading awareness. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, each item celebrates the values of equality and fairness, making them ideal for passionate advocates or anyone who believes in leveling the playing field.
'Now that I have your attention...'
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
The day the stock market went UP.
Profit
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'
'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'
"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"
'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'
'The good news is I had a very good year.'
'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'
"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."
'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'
'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'
"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."
'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'
Wall Street Couch
'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'
"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."
'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'
"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"
Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.
Day trading.
'When investment bankers give parental advice'
I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.
Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'
'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'
"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."
"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."
'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'
'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'
Equity Enthusiasts Gifts Collection
Equity Enthusiasts Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that speak to equity enthusiasts. Perfect for daily motivation or sharing your passion for justice.
Equity Enthusiasts Pillows
Cozy up with our equity-inspired pillows. A subtle yet meaningful way to keep the message of fairness close at home.
Equity Enthusiasts Prints
Decorate with purpose using our prints that highlight the importance of equality and social justice. Artistic statements for your walls.
Equity Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts designed for those passionate about equity. Wear your beliefs proudly and start conversations.