Queen Of Equity Gifts

The Three Wise Queens

Bad hair day!

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Lady Macbeth

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

The Royal Wii

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Spring Cleaning

"Don't tell me we've got to stay even longer in this godforsaken dump!"

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

If you've got it flaunt it!

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

Oxfam report shows the 8 richest men as much wealth as the poorer half of humanity.

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

Inanimate Mom-isms...

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."