Financial Equality Gifts

"The 1% have it so good..."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

Davos

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Enough of this trickle-down stuff. I say let it trickle up for a while.'

Low standard of living

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

"You see it right?"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'He only got this job through positive discrimination.'

"A year ago, that could have been me."

"Sometimes I wonder why we bother with unions these days."

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

Fair Tax

Capitalism

Results: a decade of tax cuts for the wealthy...

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

First Class Waiting Room

Occupy Wall Street Protest Goes Global!

Salary pyramid