Income Equality Gifts

'A successful man is one who earns more than his wife could spend...' - 'A successful woman spends it anyway.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Davos

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

Low standard of living

Poor man and rich man

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

"So that's agreed then, we don't need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment practices!"

'I suppose you've often wondered what you'd do if you had my income.'

Thank You for Not Bringing Up My Salary

What's a CEO's motivation?

Homeless / Stately Home Owner. Headline reads; 'Council Tax For Well Off Could Treble!'

'He only got this job through positive discrimination.'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Fair Tax

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

"A year ago, that could have been me."

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

Capitalism

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

Results: a decade of tax cuts for the wealthy...

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

'Yes, we do sell affordable homes, if you happen to be Donald Trump.'

"Don't you think you should help us?"