Financial Equality Pillows

"The 1% have it so good..."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

Davos

Get a Job

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

More Unequal Than Others

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

It's Who You Know

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'Enough of this trickle-down stuff. I say let it trickle up for a while.'

Low standard of living

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"The minimum wage is frozen to give the working poor the chance to aspire to a working wage.

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"You see it right?"

'He only got this job through positive discrimination.'

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

"Sometimes I wonder why we bother with unions these days."

Where Did My Love Go?

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

"A year ago, that could have been me."

Time for a Raise

Capitalism

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

Results: a decade of tax cuts for the wealthy...

Fair Tax

"Ebenezer, you will be visited by an unemployed worker, a part-time, low-wage McDonald's employee and a disgruntled walmart staffer."

First Class Waiting Room

Occupy Wall Street Protest Goes Global!