Epic Tale Admirers Gifts

A Vision Had by Charlemagne (Legend of Croquemitaine).

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Neptune

Fishing Boat Derby

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Baron de Munchausen

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

Don Quixote

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"Tell me a whopper."

The Augean Stables

Don Quixote

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

The Tortoise and the Hare

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

Paul's Bunions

Fishing Stories