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"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Warrior Woman

The Salesman

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"You'll never know if you can fly until you leap into the unknown."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

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