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Don Quichotte's shadow

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Where the wild things were."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Imagine

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Phoenix

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.