Dreamer Of Epic Quests Mugs

Don Quichotte's shadow

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Here be dragons.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'All good things must come to an end.'

Imagine

Phoenix

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"