Environmentally Conscious Reader Gifts

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Population train.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"I can remember when water was just wet."

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"It's not easy being green…"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

desert isle shopping trolley...

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

SOS of Garbage

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."