Environmentally Conscious Reader Pillows

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

REPENT! Get back to nature

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Population train.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"It's not easy being green…"

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

desert isle shopping trolley...

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

SOS of Garbage

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!