Eco-conscious Bookworm Pillows

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Childhood

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

A dead plant in the environment section.

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'I know how you feel.'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'My first wife said I was ignorant. My second said I bragged too much. My third said I was conceited. And so it is that my self-knowledge just keeps growing and growing.'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"Valentine's Day"

Open Book Therapy

Environment-Friendly books - all written within a 100-mile radius.

"You usually don't see the classics wash up on the beach these days."

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"Why do you need my advice, my son? You're on top of the world!"

Who's reading?

Very rarely are we as harsh to colleagues as we are to ourselves.

'Pop-Up gardening book'