Eco-savvy Reader Gifts

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Tree Funeral

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Is it organic?'

Electric car

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A gap between the solar panels

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"It's not easy being green…"

"Nope. No fish."

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"We've made a few changes."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.