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'Things couldn't be better.'

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

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"Gee, thanks pal."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

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'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"How is it gendered?"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

A Freudian slip...

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

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'Where were the wise women?'