Equilibrium Enthusiast T-Shirts

FRY's FAMILY: Uncle Oswald never failed to regain his equilibrium after one of his turns.

"Best work/life balance I've ever had."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Simply put.'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

MLK

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Genius Envy