Equilibrium Enthusiast T-Shirts

FRY's FAMILY: Uncle Oswald never failed to regain his equilibrium after one of his turns.

"Best work/life balance I've ever had."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Albert Einstein

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Gee, thanks pal."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Use your imagination.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Genius Envy

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'