Equations Enjoyer T-Shirts

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Math Dreams

Pi Ala Mode.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Lemniskate

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"How was work?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'Simply put.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Genius Envy

Think Tank

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Science Fair Judgements

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."