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"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."