Entrance Extraordinaire Gifts

Buddy believed that successful presentations began with the entrance.

Profit

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

I drive, therefore I am.

The Card Flinger

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"Well, don't look at me, you got him the chemistry set!"

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

'So in what year did you graduate from the school of hard knocks?'

'I'm sorry, but the only person Mr. McCoy is looking to hire right now is a good criminal defense lawyer. But I'll be happy to pass you resume on to him.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

When scientists start to look like their projects.

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

'Get Rich' Stock Brokers and 'Get Even' Attorney-at-law.

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'

Sawing the PC in half.

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'