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"Should we watch 'The Walking Dead' or C-SPAN?"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Nuclear Security Summit

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Woke Jersey Shore

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

Radiologists in therapy.

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"I really think it’s time for Madonna to let the dream die."

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

'I think your problem is you started to confuse 'reality T.V.' with reality.'