Entertainment Spectrum Analyzer Gifts

"Should we watch 'The Walking Dead' or C-SPAN?"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

Nuclear Security Summit

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

You heard earth's just entered its sixth great extinction event? Really? Vertebrate species are dying at a rate not seen since the dinosaurs died off. This time It's thanks to us. But the good thing is, scientists think humans will die off pretty early in this mass extinction. How's that a good thing? We won't be around to hear the other animals say "I told you so."

Woke Jersey Shore

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Ricky Gervais.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

FYI, he's staring at your crotch again.

Radiologists in therapy.

'I do great voice-overs.'

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

'I think your problem is you started to confuse 'reality T.V.' with reality.'

"I really think it’s time for Madonna to let the dream die."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."