Entertainment Guardian Prints

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Showbiz Awards

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"It's a play on words."

Solar Frankenstein

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Succession 2

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Things that go beep in the night.

Computer Crimes

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'You forgot the product label.'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Pop star weather report.

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

Still hemorrhaging; NBC cancels "The Cheeseheads"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

Trustworthy Authority.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Royal Variety

Here's the the Hackers

It's well done, but I find it hard to stay interested since they cut down to just 13 episodes per season.