Entertainment Industry Insider Prints

"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

"It's a doomsday scenario...I love it."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Mum, I got the job!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'We had to donwsize.'

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Supermarket Merge

'Therapy in L.A.'

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

Lord of the Rings IV.

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Larry David

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'I'm with the band.'

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

Bob Odenkirk

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'And who are you wearing?'

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.