Film Industry Insider Prints

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

'Is this a racing movie or a porno flick?'

Antonio Banderas

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Lord of the Rings IV.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Supermarket Merge

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'And who are you wearing?'

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'The music business.'

'We've decided to call off our go-slow.'

Roberto Benigni