Entertainers Gifts

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

High wire

"Accepting for..."

"It's an occupational hazard. You have laughing gas."

'Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Comedy Car Repairs - "You're timings out."

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

I said, everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars!

Appearance Money

Houdini re-incarnated.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

"This family group idea is the lamest thing we've ever done!"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Trojan Horse Clown Attacks

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

P.T. Barnum

"No, we don't sell compact cars that have cup holders for a dozen people."

Elvis Trump

A group of puppeteers discussing sick leave

'You think you're in the wrong job, don't make me laugh.'

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'They shouldn't let him perform if he has hiccups!'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Clown under microscope

"Judy's off today children, but once again we've got the lovely Caron Keating to stand in for her"

"Ooh, we're so impressed."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees