Entertainers T-Shirts

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

High wire

"Accepting for..."

"It's an occupational hazard. You have laughing gas."

'Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

The Chippendales go through airport security.

Comedy Car Repairs - "You're timings out."

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

I said, everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars!

Appearance Money

Houdini re-incarnated.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"I wonder if Congress has any openings."

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."

"This family group idea is the lamest thing we've ever done!"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Trojan Horse Clown Attacks

"Is it too late to call in sick?"

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

P.T. Barnum

"No, we don't sell compact cars that have cup holders for a dozen people."

Elvis Trump

A group of puppeteers discussing sick leave

'You think you're in the wrong job, don't make me laugh.'

Beggar dressed as Elvis sits near a sign: Elvis impersonator down on his luck. Please help. Thank you very much. Huh.

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

John Woodvine

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'They shouldn't let him perform if he has hiccups!'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'