Ense Of Humor Pillows

"Why do you always have to be so gloomy, Andrew?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Zenemies.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"...it's another metal detector."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Human meat.

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

Whipping Cream

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

Magnet at scrapyard

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell my kids that I'm actually made of money."

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'