Ense Of Humor Pillows

"Why do you always have to be so gloomy, Andrew?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Zenemies.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"...it's another metal detector."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Human meat.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Whipping Cream

Magnet at scrapyard

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"Welcome to Baby Co. You have some big pants to fill here, young man."

"You'll like my mate - he's a scream..!"

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"