English Royalty Fanatic Pillows

Lady Jane Grey

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Now that's an afro!'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

King George I

'How about a game of cards?'

Czarcasm

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"He's a guard dog."

"She wishes to range free!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

TV jester.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'The King of what?'

The Unhappy King

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'