English Folklore Lover Gifts

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Which one is yours?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"